Then what hand is the phone in?
NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
These jokes are getting out of hand
I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ON TV!
So the little thing he’s spitting out is a type of plankton that emits a light when it’s threatened by predators. So, the tetra ate it, and it felt threatened, so it emitted this light which the tetra didn’t like (aka didn’t want to be spotted by other predators at night) so it spat it out!
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
when ur favorite show comes on tv
who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table
he ate too much pi
oh my god
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
That last kid in green speaks the damn truth
I feel so old right now
look at all these little brats (besides the last kid he’s smart)- GAMEBOY WAS THE SHIT.
"A piece of junk" wow I wanna slap that little boy or girl, whatever it is in the face
Is this an mp3?
my snapchat feed be like
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
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